Thursday, January 31, 2008

Diary of Fools Newswire

Dead horse found beaten beyond recognition; media suspected


2 comments:

  1. As long as I live, I'll never understand it.

    Freddie Mercury: Gone.
    Janis Joplin: Gone.
    Kurt Cobain: Gone.
    Duane Allman, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, Jim Morrison, Jim Croce, Jerry Garcia, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Frank Zappa, Joey, Johnny, AND Dee Dee Ramone all GONE GONE GONE.

    But this lip-synching, pro-toolsed, talent-free, child-neglecting, drug-and-booze hoovering, ugly as sin car-wrecking fucking pile-of-shit fleshbag still strides the earth, poisoning ears and airwaves alike with her special brand of over-produced, turd-polished, adolescently plastic squeanky-nail-getting-pulled-out-of-a-board BULLSHIT.

    Some people are only alive because it is against the law to kill them.

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  2. I don't know who that is.

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