The Intellectual Scrapheap: Not-So-Deep Thoughts from the Mind of Blaine Fridley
Vanity plates. Not since I was in the 4th grade and LA Gear came out with those light-up sneakers have I encountered something made to raise your cool quotient that actually lowers your perceived coolness as quickly and efficiently as vanity plates. "Oh, wow! Your sneakers light-up! That's… soooo………commmmpletely gay. Enjoy being picked last for kickball the rest of the year, dillweed."
"D8T RPST" must've been taken.
OMG!! LOL!!! This one says, "Hey, I have the Internet!"
Hmm. I was actually thinking a mix of amnesty, temporary work visas and improved economic development in Mexico. But your expertly played license plate rebuttal has proven me wrong!
Blaine's just mad he can't get them for his bicycle. And he needs a new pack of cards for his spokes (Minnesota winters and the road salt are very harsh on playing cards, he goes through a pack just getting to work)
Actually, I think that 2d license plate means "I am a fan of grossness!" Dunno why you'd want to advertise something like that.
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Blaine's just mad he can't get them for his bicycle. And he needs a new pack of cards for his spokes (Minnesota winters and the road salt are very harsh on playing cards, he goes through a pack just getting to work)
ReplyDeleteI saw a license plate that said "BUKKAKE" in Duluth once. Didn't get a picture, sadly.
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