that depends, i guess. are you thoroughly amused at the concept of a company as ubiquitous as apple approving such a ridiculously sad/pathetic/disturbing product or amused at the concept of shaking a baby? if the former, no. i would say you are not a psychopath. if the latter, yes. yes you are a psychopath as determined by the DoF Dept. of Mental Wellness.
Askov: while i'm disturbed to learn of your nickname, i very much like your bedazzled denim jacket you have with said nickname on the back.
As you stated, the app stands as a good barometer as to whether or not you're a psychopath. Additionally, it stands as a good barometer concerning new acquaintances.
"Hey man, you seem pretty cool. We should hang out." "I agree. Hey! Check out this new app I got for my phone. (shake, shake, shake) Ha ha! Killed that baby good." "Yeah, ummm, hmmm. Goodbye."
Soon to be released: Amusing Simulated rapes, Hitting old ladies on heads with sticks, and doing the untinkable to the cloaca of a frog with a chopstick.. The sick thing is, the popularity of this app probably would have shot through the roof had it not been pulled.
"Soon to be released: Amusing Simulated rapes, Hitting old ladies on heads with sticks, and doing the untinkable to the cloaca of a frog with a chopstick.."
1.already released in japan 2.grand theft auto 3.beerfest
what if i don't own the baby shaker app. but find myself thoroughly amused by the concept?
ReplyDeleteThe iPod app?
ReplyDeleteNope don't have it.
But whoever came up with it, I'm suing. That's my nickname in my Reluctant Father's Support Group
@anonymous:
ReplyDeletethat depends, i guess. are you thoroughly amused at the concept of a company as ubiquitous as apple approving such a ridiculously sad/pathetic/disturbing product or amused at the concept of shaking a baby? if the former, no. i would say you are not a psychopath. if the latter, yes. yes you are a psychopath as determined by the DoF Dept. of Mental Wellness.
Askov: while i'm disturbed to learn of your nickname, i very much like your bedazzled denim jacket you have with said nickname on the back.
Its ridiculous but obviously a crude joke.
ReplyDeleteShaken Baby is a syndrome? Isn't it more of a crime?
By that rational i have Handsome syndrome.
(Not following? Because i'm so handsome, its criminal.)
Taking that arguement, i realize now that I should check "YES" under am I a psychopath.
ReplyDeleteAs you stated, the app stands as a good barometer as to whether or not you're a psychopath. Additionally, it stands as a good barometer concerning new acquaintances.
ReplyDelete"Hey man, you seem pretty cool. We should hang out."
"I agree. Hey! Check out this new app I got for my phone. (shake, shake, shake) Ha ha! Killed that baby good."
"Yeah, ummm, hmmm. Goodbye."
Soon to be released: Amusing Simulated rapes, Hitting old ladies on heads with sticks, and doing the untinkable to the cloaca of a frog with a chopstick..
ReplyDeleteThe sick thing is, the popularity of this app probably would have shot through the roof had it not been pulled.
"Soon to be released: Amusing Simulated rapes, Hitting old ladies on heads with sticks, and doing the untinkable to the cloaca of a frog with a chopstick.."
ReplyDelete1.already released in japan
2.grand theft auto
3.beerfest
done.done. and done.