Says: "Oh, great. Thanks a lot, you assholes. That oughta bump up my paycheck for the next movie. Oh, wait...No it won't. Seriously, fuck you guys."
Cheney No Longer Even Pretending to Give a Shit Anymore
"Undisclosed locations" reportedly well known to call girls, coke dealers, and pizza delivery guys
"Undisclosed locations" reportedly well known to call girls, coke dealers, and pizza delivery guys
Hipster Fuck Enjoys Tiny Sweater, Horn-Rims, Ironic Haircut
"I'm different," insists total douche between sips of Pabst Blue Ribbon
oh, dip.
ReplyDeletehow you gonna play chuck klosterman like that, mert?
you're on probation.
Hey, I love the boy like a bathhouse back-scrubber, too. But he could try a little less hard to justify the stereotypes, eh?
ReplyDeleteYes he looks like Uptown Pete Rose, but still its Klosty!
ReplyDeleteI dedicate this thread as 'Killing Merton to Live.'
uptown pete rose?
ReplyDeleteIf Pete Rose lived in uptown Minneapolis and was in his mid-early 30s, he'd look like Chuck Klosterman.
ReplyDeleteGoing on the theory that many lesbians look like Pete Rose, and Chuck Klosterman unfortunately looks like an old lesbian.
"Going on the theory that many lesbians look like Pete Rose"
ReplyDeleteread that as i was checking a guest in at the hotel. i sprayed in her face. no lie. what took it to the next level, though, was that fact that she was a lesbian who looked like larry bird.