Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Worst Books-on-Tape Narrators of All-Time

A look at the worst-selling books-on-tape of all-time as compiled by the Diary of Fools Dept. of Made-up Shit.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants by Ann Brashares

Narrated by: Macho Man Randy Savage

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A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking

Narrated by: Rosie Perez

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The Berenstain Bears and The Big Honey Hunt by Jan Berenstain
Narrated by: Stephen Hawking

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The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler
Narrated by: James Brown

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The Illiad by Homer

Narrated by: Gilbert Gottfried

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Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

Laboriously sounded out by: Jessica Simpson





3 comments:

  1. I'd actually pay good money to hear some of these.

    Well, I'd pay AMERICAN money. Maybe it's not exactly "good" these days, but it's all I've got.

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  2. I always like to hear a breathless, sensuous female voice speaking in my earhole.

    That has nothing to do with this discussion, I just thought you should know.

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  3. James Brown reading the Vagina Monologues? I am so there!

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