Breaking barriers:
Women ushers were employed for the first time at the Majestic Theatre in New York City. Their real names never recorded, the two ushers - affectionately known as "Chesty" and "Jiggles" by patrons and co-workers alike - are heralded in a year-end performance review found in the Majestic Theatre archives as "two dames who really know how to starch a man's collar" and "not as lippy as my hag-wife, Loretta, who always needs to be busted in the mush twice before laundering my shirt correctly."Today's Celebrity Birthday:
Jane Austen, 1775. Author of such mind-numbing, drawn-out crap as Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Sense and Sensibility… a body of work responsible for putting more people to sleep than Dr. Kevorkian.
Bravo, Blaine.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen anyone, even you make such a quick 180° turn. From lampooning the misogynism of 1903 to your misogynistic attack on Jane Auten, one of literatures shining stars and a Hollywood gold mine for long, drawn-out crappy chick flicks.
I suppose that I shouldn't mention my love of the movie "Pride & Prejudice"
ReplyDeleteaskov: i thought it was a nice juxtaposition…
ReplyDeletelucy: fear not judgement from me…
Blaine: A nice juxtaposition is hot food and cold beer.Misogyny can never be nice juxtaposed…well maybe with racism
ReplyDeleteI told you to leave my Mom out of this!!! It's not like you guys dated for more than a month anyways!
ReplyDelete"Dated." Ha! It's not like they WENT anywhere. Not in PUBLIC, anyway.
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