Diary Decree #1
To stem abuse, the exclamation point will stop working on all keyboard devices after 3 in a row.
Therefore things can only be 1. exciting (burritos!) 2. really exciting (it's a boy!!) or 3. super exciting (she's not pregnant!!!)
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Diary Decree: The law according to the Diary, as governed after our inevitable world takeover.
Diary Decree #1
To stem abuse, the exclamation point will stop working on all keyboard devices after 3 in a row.
Therefore things can only be 1. exciting (burritos!) 2. really exciting (it's a boy!!) or 3. super exciting (she's not pregnant!!!)
To stem abuse, the exclamation point will stop working on all keyboard devices after 3 in a row.
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To stem abuse, the exclamation point will stop working on all keyboard devices after 3 in a row!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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