Friday, September 04, 2009

Today in Unfortunately-Named Products

Hey, kids! Anybody in the market for a Cleveland Steamer? They're only asking five large for this one:

Click here to buy your very own Cleveland Steamer!


Convenient features like the 60 min. mechanical timer, and manual continuous steaming by-pass switch will not only fill your entire kitchen with a rich aroma, but ensure that everything comes out golden-brown and piping-hot!

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:22 PM

    Who wouldn't love the sight of a fresh, new Cleveland Steamer straight from the maker, sitting under the tree this holiday season?

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  2. Askov Finlayson2:47 PM

    I've never seen a shiny one before…

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  3. Lucy Parker2:53 PM

    Before naming products, ppl should do a quick google search

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  4. Eugene Intrigue2:57 PM

    "What are you giving your wife this Christmas?"

    "When she's sleeping, I'm going to sneak in and give her a Cleveland Steamer."

    "Buh?"

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