Christians are WACKY.

So, yeah. Apparently, THIS exists.



Survey time!

I blame this hilariously cock-shaped cookie cutter on:

A clueless Christian dolt who genuinely had no idea

A subversive designer making a statement about religiously indoctrinating kids using cartoons

I don't know, but I need one of these for a bachelorette party

I'm not sure why, but Obama

Ha ha ha ha! PENIS!