"Dear John""The Notebook" was schmaltzy and sappy,
But made lots of lady-types happy.
And this horrid blighter
Is from the same writer.
So if you're a fellow? It's crappy.
"Avatar"A planet so verdant and green,
Is raped by the merchant marine.
But when they attack,
The natives fight back.
But THIS one, you've already seen.
"From Paris With Love"A terror conspiracy sprawled
Across all of France has appalled
Our own F.B.I.
So they sent a guy.
Travolta, all pudgy and bald.
"Edge of Darkness" When playing the role of a critic,
To say that Mel Gibson's arthritic
Is easy to gather.
And so I would rather
Remind you: He's anti-Semitic.
To say that Mel Gibson's arthritic
Is easy to gather.
And so I would rather
Remind you: He's anti-Semitic.
"The Tooth Fairy"It seems every star who does action
At some point will have an attraction
To kid-friendly fare.
But why? It's so SQUARE.
And never brings much satisfaction.
Ha! Solid.
ReplyDeleteI loved it! We need more of this on the ol' DOF.
ReplyDeleteKeeping it light never hurt. Especially after the CRACKED debacle last week.
cracked? never heard of 'em.
ReplyDeleteDances with Wolves in SPAAACE!
ReplyDeleteCracked Debacle? Yeah I have no idea what you're referencing, J-Mizzle.
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