Tuesday, May 04, 2010

BREAKING NEWS



9 years after tragic plane crash, government panel rules it's morally acceptable to masturbate to Aaliyah videos again
"Time has come to celebrate her legacy by wanking away with a clear conscience"

3 comments:

  1. This is a great day to be a necrophiliac. Wait...isn't that what you were saying?

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  2. Was she a 9/11 hijacker or something?

    What about Left Eye?

    What about the video in which Left Eye dies?

    What about... damn, I can't think of any more horrible things to say.

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  3. ladies and gentleman, a small-but-accurate sample of our klassy readership. let this be a lesson to any newcomers who might hesitate to leave a comment: you will never come off worse than these people.

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