Ever wonder what happened to Candace Cameron, TV's DJ Tanner from "Full House"? Yeah, me neither. Anyway, she's hotter than ever, not that it matters, because she's now apparently "married to god", which means about as much as me declaring that I have a "civil union with Bigfoot" (I know, I spelled god with a lowercase "g" and Bigfoot with a capital "B". That's only because I'm more convinced of Bigfoot's existence.) Yes, just like her former Teen Beat idol brother Kirk, Candace has become a religious nutbar, as you'll see in her essay below entitled "How to use the Bible to set women's liberation back 6,000 years."
(CLICK PIC TO TRAVEL AT LIGHT SPEED IN REVERSE IN THE WOMEN'S LIB TIME MACHINE)
Man, who ever thought BOB SAGET would turn out to be the cool one?
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