The following printout was retrieved from Southern California by the DoF Industrial Espionage and Light Opera Society:
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----Init_Boot: zellwegerbot_X51 --- Serial: 405629
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---- CPU_check: okay
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---- RAM_check: okay
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---- Run_Directive_Prime: Locate lantern-jawed male unit and activate program: A01_adorability
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---- Run_Directive_Secondary: Kill Osama Bin Laden
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---- Sensor_check: okay
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---- Input_detect: misunderstanding_humorous
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-------- Run_Sequence: K04_Cute_Scrunchy_Face
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---- Analysis_Report: Carbon Adorability Response 64%
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---- Adorability_Check: FAIL
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-------- Run_Sequence: X08_payload_detonation
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---- Connection_Terminated
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