by Reno Gruber, lover of humans, liker of animalsYou can't fucking make this shit up people.
First. Go here (link below) Read the comments. (As many as you can before getting really angry.) Then come back.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/03/13/man-wrestles-and-kills-giant-shark/
Not that Reno should be surprised that there are fucking morons out there, but the depth people have fallen into the abyss of logic is so profound it makes him fearful he will one day bring another soul onto this earth that must navigate through crazy of this level.
Let's do a quick inventory.
Man is in ocean. Is attacked. Has legendary 2 hour battle to heroically save himself and friend. Cat People from the dankest corner of the internet are outraged a defenseless shark was "murdered."
If Reno reads about an animal being "murdered" ever again, he may begin destroying people. Animals are destroyed, people are murdered. Of course stupidity of this level actually makes me root for natural selection.
Congratulations PeTA. You have taken a noble cause like being decent to defenseless animals, and through your tireless crusades into things that barely mattered have carved out a niche of fucking morons that care more for a killing machine than their fellow humans.
God/Allah/Xenu/Spaghetti monster have mercy on our souls.
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