Hey Mom and Dad, Look What I Did With Your Money!

Sure, it may take the average American college kid 6-1/2 years to wrap-up that bachelor's degree in parks and recreation management, but pit those same kids against the rest of the world in a no-holds-barred beer pong tourney and they'll have everyone passed out on the floor and adorned with cock 'n' balls faster than you can say "academic probation."

That said, these guys truly are fucking wizards with a ping-pong ball.