Ever since pop (super?)star Pink pulled of a flawlessly amazing performance at the Grammy Awards a few months ago, I couldn't stop thinking "What would it be like if a very large, muscular man with the nimbleness of a rhino and the creativity of a post-lobotomy Rosemary Kennedy tried to pull this off?"
Just a few days ago millions of wrestling fans acr- okay, thousands. Hundreds? Fourteen? Fine, Just a few days ago all fourteen remaining wrestling fans found the answer to that question. Enjoy. Or not. Whichever.