Gordy the Gadfly and his Undercover Adventures in the Iraqi Press Pool

Once again, it's time to check in with the buzz-making, shit-eating verminista we all know and tolerate, Gordy the Gadfly. Wondering why you haven't seen him lately? He's been on assignment, embedded in the Iraqi press corps. Wonder what he's been up to...?

Werds: Blaine. Pitchers: Merton.