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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Your Headlines for July 28th, 2008

Latest from the DoF Newswire:

Heath Ledger's Ghost "Seriously Pissed" About "Dark Knight" Oscar Buzz
Says: "Oh, great. Thanks a lot, you assholes. That oughta bump up my paycheck for the next movie. Oh, wait...No it won't. Seriously, fuck you guys."
He's pretty spirited

Cheney No Longer Even Pretending to Give a Shit Anymore
"Undisclosed locations" reportedly well known to call girls, coke dealers, and pizza delivery guys














Hipster Fuck Enjoys Tiny Sweater, Horn-Rims, Ironic Haircut
"I'm different," insists total douche between sips of Pabst Blue Ribbon