Time to play "Who's More Sanctimonious?"

Is it the stuffy news anchor, who pretends that she has absolutely no idea why pornography is appealing, like she just heard of it for the first time yesterday? Or is it the southern Baptist pastor, who says he's a "former porn addict," and claims that you can only lick...uh - I mean beat...umm - that is to say NAIL your porn habit via the power of Jeebus?

There's so much unintentional hilarity here, I got lightheaded watching it.


You KNOW he watched this interview later, and then cried while he spanked it, staring at her tight little beige sweater.