Ummmm...Yeah: Those Crazy Japanese, Vol. 4

Admittedly, I don't understand Portuguese well enough/at all to understand what the caption read on the blog I stole this from (nor am I completely sure how I ended up on a Portuguese blog. Last thing I remember I was being hooded, tied, sedated and tossed into a nondescript white van. When I came to I was on a Portuguese blog. You know the story), but context or no, I'm pretty sure that this...just. isn't. right.