What up my favorite Fools! What's going on Blaine! When I was in Detroit not too long ago, I had the opportunity to see the Henry Ford mansion while riding through historic Lake Shore. I follow Henry Ford's legacy closely in my reading, and it's amazing what he was able to accomplish due to the power of positive thinking. Good stuff!
What's just as impressive to me is the stuff he was NOT able to accomplish with some of his more negative thinking. For instance, he lost the battle to cover the Model T's seats in pig leather as a discouragement to purchases by Zionists.
But the whole assembly-line thing? That was the tits.
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What up my favorite Fools! What's going on Blaine! When I was in Detroit not too long ago, I had the opportunity to see the Henry Ford mansion while riding through historic Lake Shore. I follow Henry Ford's legacy closely in my reading, and it's amazing what he was able to accomplish due to the power of positive thinking. Good stuff!
What's just as impressive to me is the stuff he was NOT able to accomplish with some of his more negative thinking. For instance, he lost the battle to cover the Model T's seats in pig leather as a discouragement to purchases by Zionists.
But the whole assembly-line thing? That was the tits.
Why do anti-antisemitism and improving productivity always go hand in hand?
Are the Germans not famous for being efficient?
These are all great topics, feel free to jump in anytime.
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