Thursday, June 25, 2009

NEWS FLASH: Farrah Fawcett Dead at 62


According to an article on CNN.com, actress and 70's sex symbol Farrah Fawcett has lost her battle with cancer. She was 62.

So, as a public service announcement, the DoF Newswire would like to inform you that if you plan on spanking it to her "nipple" poster later, that officially makes you a necrophiliac. And that means you're no longer welcome at the cookouts or pool parties.

Shit, we have to draw the line SOMEWHERE.

1 comment:

Askov Finlayson said...

Does this mean Eleanor Roosevelt is off-limits too?