EPHEDRINE FREE! NO PILLS! NO DIETS! ABSOLUTELY NO EXERCISE!
The secret?
Sucking in!
INSTANTLY go from this:
To this:
And then momentarily back to this as you reintroduce oxygen to your blood supply to avoid passing out:
Trim inches off your waistline WITHOUT giving up your lifestyle as a sedentary stain on society!!
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5 comments:
I tried this and it worked wonders!!!!!!
That and extensive liposuction and an on-going flirtation with bulemia.
Oprah appears to be eating the worlds biggest invisible sandwich.
hahahahaha
If she'd try eating a few more invisible sandwiches, she could skip step 1.
This works...and I do it regularly.Could you also help with the right foods?
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