According to the company's defensive YouTube comments, it costs $55 because they hired a chiropractor and a plastic surgeon to help with designing its... something or other.
A chiro and plastic surgeon, eh? Any real doctors give their input, or just Dr. Nick?
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According to the company's defensive YouTube comments, it costs $55 because they hired a chiropractor and a plastic surgeon to help with designing its... something or other.
A chiro and plastic surgeon, eh? Any real doctors give their input, or just Dr. Nick?
Hm...As jaded as I'd LIKE to be? I think I may just have someone in my life who could actually really use this.
'Scuse me, I've got a phone call to make.
Merton
Yes I'll get you one for your birthday?
Was that too much?
It may have been too much…
Ah, that's right. I keep forgetting you've never met my wife.
My only worry is that the biggest one may still be insufficient.
Also known as the greatest problem ever.
boobies.
Merton,
I have met your wife and I would never disparage such a lovely woman. You, on the other hand, are fair game.
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