Monday, July 13, 2009

Banner Banality: Dissecting Advertising's Lowest Form.

If Internet banner ads are known for anything, it's subtlety.
Subtlety and class.
"Flamingo Las Vegas: Go Get Wet" ??
Hmm.
Well then.
To be fair, it is slightly more refined than their original concept:
"Flamingo Las Vegas: Stick your dick in it!"

4 comments:

Askov Finlayson said...

I had to reread your opening line twice…because if there's anything Las Vegas is known for it's subtlety and class. Of course if you actually go there, you'll find neither. You may start with the assumption it's there, but it goes away with the scrubbing you give yourself after realizing that the middle aged woman who looked 20 years older than she was who put her hand on yours at the hotel/casino bar was a whore. It was security asking why she was back that tipped you off. Reality is so, so disappointing

Merton Sussex said...

I don't want to stick my dick in a flamingo. I don't care HOW wet it is.

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