"He who learns but does not think is lost. He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger. And he who consistently bums but does not buy will be skipped on the next pass. Hey, man, take it up with Jerry. I don't MAKE the rules, yo."
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Stoner Confucius Says...
"He who learns but does not think is lost. He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger. And he who consistently bums but does not buy will be skipped on the next pass. Hey, man, take it up with Jerry. I don't MAKE the rules, yo."
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Due to exorbitant costs, this rule now applies to cigarettes as well.
Cigarette bums come in all shapes and sizes, from the chick who apparently "quit" 2 weeks ago, to poor friends who just want to get down like the Marlboro Man.
W33d bums are a different breed, though. While the cigarette bum "rides the wave," as it were, the W33d bum plans his whole day around hanging out with you at precisely the right time in order to enjoy your fine product. They are to be avoided like the plague.
Except for you, Mr. C. You can have all you want of either. You know who you are.
Wise words, Presidente Anonymous.
Wise words indeed.
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