Actually, to be fair, the most extreme creationists would argue there weren't any dinosaurs (the bones were placed in the earth by Satan to trick people). As all evolutionists believe in dinosaurs and helicopters and, if cornered, would admit there was likely some guy named Jesus wandering around the Israeli portion of the Roman empire, this would more accurately be titled "Evolution: An Illustrated Account by Blaine Fridley." After all, why else would we evolve helicopers and machine guns, if not to combat dinosaurs?
I just like the way Jesus has seemingly morphed his hand into a helicopter! The fact that the Robo-dinosaur is spitting blood in his face is pretty cool too!
"Drink the blood of me motherfu*cker!"
I'd pay to see that movie, in fact if you did it up as a comic- I'd pay for that too.
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hahaha
this is so awesome
Jesus.
Directed by Michael Bay
Actually, to be fair, the most extreme creationists would argue there weren't any dinosaurs (the bones were placed in the earth by Satan to trick people). As all evolutionists believe in dinosaurs and helicopters and, if cornered, would admit there was likely some guy named Jesus wandering around the Israeli portion of the Roman empire, this would more accurately be titled "Evolution: An Illustrated Account by Blaine Fridley." After all, why else would we evolve helicopers and machine guns, if not to combat dinosaurs?
I just like the way Jesus has seemingly morphed his hand into a helicopter! The fact that the Robo-dinosaur is spitting blood in his face is pretty cool too!
"Drink the blood of me motherfu*cker!"
I'd pay to see that movie, in fact if you did it up as a comic- I'd pay for that too.
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