i told you! it's just long enough for some version of stockholm syndrome to take ahold of you and you just don't ever want it to stop. i think the music has a lot to do with it.
I feel like the owners of this dog turned him/her into the most neurotic being ever. They probably thought it would be funny to have their pug push a stroller around but then the pug just couldn't stop and now it can't stand to go a god damn day without pushing that 'tarded stroller around.
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I put up a good fight, but I finally wound up losing and dissolving into a fit of girlish giggles at about 1:33.
What a magical day.
i told you! it's just long enough for some version of stockholm syndrome to take ahold of you and you just don't ever want it to stop. i think the music has a lot to do with it.
I feel like the owners of this dog turned him/her into the most neurotic being ever. They probably thought it would be funny to have their pug push a stroller around but then the pug just couldn't stop and now it can't stand to go a god damn day without pushing that 'tarded stroller around.
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