DoF Puzzle Corner!

Hey, kids! We're trying out a new feature today: The DoF Puzzle Corner!

We just figured that given the fact that the internets have completely murdered the entire newspaper industry, it's incumbent upon us to take up the slack. And since you can get news and comics plenty of other places, we're test-marketing a couple of other niches also formerly offered by the late, great Fourth Estate. And today, it's fun puzzles!

The only problem is, none of us has any experience putting the damn things together. So, we asked our buddy Chuck for a little help. Chuck is the UPS guy who delivers the packages to Diary HQ, and he's seemed a little bummed out lately. We keep asking him if he's okay, and he just rolls his eyes and mutters something about "trouble at home." So, we figured it might cheer him up to do something fun, like make us a crossword. He said "sure," and brought us in THIS today (along with the usual deliveries of...um...stuff).

So, say "Hi" to our guest puzzle-maker, Chuck Melman!

Chuck Melman, awesome UPS dude!

Like I said, though...None of us are really into puzzles. So we didn't try to solve this one, or anything. But you guys can feel free. Let us know how it goes!

DoF Puzzle Corner Crossword by Guest Editor Chuck Melman!

(Pssst! Click below for the ANSWER KEY!)

Big thanks to Chuck for being a great sport and pitching in!