Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The Intellectual Scrapheap: Not-So-Deep Thoughts from the Mind of Blaine Fridley



Why is "Deal or No Deal" in syndication?

It's bad enough that people watch this show the first time around, but… reruns? Reruns?

"Oh, honey! Come here! Your favorite episode of Deal or No Deal is on! You know, the episode where the retard arbitrarily points at shiny suitcases for money!"

"OOOOOh, I LOVE that one!"

Have you no appreciation for life? Or respect for yourself? Or are you just a really big Howie Mandel fan (in which case, I guess the previous two questions still apply)?

*vomit, weep, repeat*

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