don't fool yourself, barack…i was in a situation much like this one. you keep telling yourself once she has the surgery you'll have a really hot woman. and she'll keep saying she's gonna get rid of it, but she won't, man. i'd totally bail.
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Well he/she kinda bucks the stereotype now doesn't she?
don't fool yourself, barack…i was in a situation much like this one. you keep telling yourself once she has the surgery you'll have a really hot woman. and she'll keep saying she's gonna get rid of it, but she won't, man. i'd totally bail.
Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!
(cue "the crying game")
Anyone who has been to SE Asia feels your pain, Baracky.
My God. I wish I had a bulge like that.
How the hell did Karl Rove miss this one?
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