Over 160,000 NASCAR fans managed to snap-
out of their catatonic state brought on by the
election of a black president just in time to take
in the 51st running of the Daytona 500.
NASCAR official Buster Auton stumbles for
the right words after being told that he "smells
nice" by honorary Daytona 500 pace car driver
Tom Cruise.
John McCain takes delight in the "feats of negro
athleticism" at the 2009 NBA All-Star Weekend,
calling Slam Dunk champ Nate Robinson's
performance the most exciting thing he's
witnessed "since Nat Holman in the 1924 Set Shot
Competition."
Practicality once again rules
the runways of NYC's
Fashion Week.
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4 comments:
The 1919 AL All-Star "Let's Hit Doubles!" competition was my personal favorite. And we shan't forget the 1971 Pro Bowl success, the straight-toe field goal kick-off!
I love that a dude so nascar he didn't just have two first names, he had 2.5!
Matt Kenseth.
barry's amendment: "...only to fall into another three-hour catatonic state brought on by watching automobiles drive around a circular track."
Don't forget 1951's "Fancy Lay-Ups" competition. Many do, only because of the awesome spectacle that was the following year's "Chest Pass Accuracy Jamboree".
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