Gun control will do nothing but leave honest, hard-working Americans completely susceptible to bear attacks. You hear that? Bears. Now you're putting the whole country at risk.
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Askov Finlayson
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Not just bears…mountain lions, muggers and communists. Don't ever forget the godless communists (they're like atheist hipsters but with guns instead of rhythem). I heard that somebody in Alaska turned back a Communist Russian probe into attacking last week simply by the foresight to strap his trusty semi-automatic rifle on the back of his snow machine when he was heading into town to by more whiskey. The fact he was riding his snow machine in July may mean he'd already had too much whiskey
Yes, the 2nd Amendment was created so we could have an organizaed militia and to fend off bears. If we take away guns, how on Earth will the average Joe with a gun be prepared for battle with, or not with bears. I, for one, am very concerned.
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Not just bears…mountain lions, muggers and communists. Don't ever forget the godless communists (they're like atheist hipsters but with guns instead of rhythem). I heard that somebody in Alaska turned back a Communist Russian probe into attacking last week simply by the foresight to strap his trusty semi-automatic rifle on the back of his snow machine when he was heading into town to by more whiskey. The fact he was riding his snow machine in July may mean he'd already had too much whiskey
Bear Tax! I already pay the Homer tax.
Dad thats the Home OWNER tax.
Yes, the 2nd Amendment was created so we could have an organizaed militia and to fend off bears. If we take away guns, how on Earth will the average Joe with a gun be prepared for battle with, or not with bears. I, for one, am very concerned.
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