Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Diary Decree: The law according to the Diary, as governed after our inevitable world takeover.


Diary Decree #1

To stem abuse, the exclamation point will stop working on all keyboard devices after 3 in a row.

Therefore things can only be 1. exciting (burritos!) 2. really exciting (it's a boy!!) or 3. super exciting (she's not pregnant!!!)

2 comments:

Askov Finlayson said...

To stem abuse, the exclamation point will stop working on all keyboard devices after 3 in a row.

Should have been

To stem abuse, the exclamation point will stop working on all keyboard devices after 3 in a row!!!!!

Frank White said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!