Thursday, July 02, 2009

the googles.

A popular post amongst bloggers with absolutely nothing to write about is the "crazy and wacky Google searches that pulled up this blog" bit.

Well, after pouring through the referral records of the 10s of DoF visitors from this last week, I found this befuddling beauty:

Search Words: "rhetoricall (sic) question about soy beans"

The brain shuts down immediately when attempting to grasp why anybody would ever type these words into a search engine, so don't even try.

But on the other hand, it gave me an awesome new title for my memoirs:

8 comments:

Frank White said...

Nothing on my site has topped "Excruciatingly Slow Handjobs" yet.

Merton Sussex said...

I said I was sorry. You're never gonna let me live that down, are you?

David said...

I meant "rhetorical questions asked by soy beans?. I'm still pursuing this - on a scientific basis of course.

Frank White said...

Why is "rhetorical questions asked by soy beans?" also a question?

AKKK! My brain!!!!!


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Anonymous said...

Gotta get the coloring book!

David said...

Knarf - don't you put a ? behind everything you ask the googles to tell you about?

I thought that was the apporpriate protocol, and well it is just nice and good grammar, isn't it?

Frank White said...

I like to feel like I'm 'telling' google rather than asking.

"Google. Pornography. Activate!"

Also, someone just found my site by searching for "crossdresser fire emasculation video".

I hope I never meet the people who searched for: "videos of ladys nude deth bodys" or "abjection bathroom video fuck"

Tajmccall said...

Oh man. Good post. Better comments.