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4 comments:
Oh, man. Dick Nixon is going to provide so much material. Awesomeness.
That's almost as offensive for FREE Ann Coulter content on your website. Do you know how hard it is to type while shuddering with revulsion?
Nice to know that 37 would've aborted 44.
ahh Uncle Richard, you ornery old racist, you!
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