While I appreciate and respect Stardust's zero-tolerance policy on breast abuse, Whether or not they "fuck around" may still be SLIGHTLY open to debate. I mean, their website is fucking LOUSY with Comic Sans, giant 8-color .gifs and other mid-nineties design ethic.
Still, the greatest part of this whole video to me is the fact that the chick in purple is just standing there glowering like she's the most pissed-off creature in the world. And then when Bowtie McDouchenstein saunters over and slaps her bra-meat around, she still just hunkers there like a fucking gargoyle with zero reaction. Like it's the most natural thing in the world to have your tits worked over like a speed-bag.
I'm guessing this isn't the first time this has happened.
I can't even give him style points, because he didn't make any attempt to match the rhythm of Phil Collins' tom-tom fill. And that's shit's so easy, a monkey could do it.
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While I appreciate and respect Stardust's zero-tolerance policy on breast abuse, Whether or not they "fuck around" may still be SLIGHTLY open to debate. I mean, their website is fucking LOUSY with Comic Sans, giant 8-color .gifs and other mid-nineties design ethic.
Still, the greatest part of this whole video to me is the fact that the chick in purple is just standing there glowering like she's the most pissed-off creature in the world. And then when Bowtie McDouchenstein saunters over and slaps her bra-meat around, she still just hunkers there like a fucking gargoyle with zero reaction. Like it's the most natural thing in the world to have your tits worked over like a speed-bag.
I'm guessing this isn't the first time this has happened.
Yeah, I'm assuming that she is the long suffering assistant of Captain I-Hate-My-Life-Almost-As-Much-As-My-Job.
@merts - that was my immediate reaction, too: "why doesn't she even flinch?" this is obviously disturbingly routine for them.
I can't even give him style points, because he didn't make any attempt to match the rhythm of Phil Collins' tom-tom fill. And that's shit's so easy, a monkey could do it.
And I do mean that literally.
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