I love how T.J. Holmes sounds like the most Wonder-Bread-and-Mayo-sandwich-suckin' cracka in Ofay-Ville when he's reading the news, but the bl'accent dips in JUST ENOUGH when he discusses "Billy Dee Williams to Shaft, to whoever you wanna talk about." You just KNOW he saves the "anchor voice" for the airwaves, but when he's kickin' it wif his CREW, he's keepin' it real, G.
In fact, the shift in tone reminds me just a LITTLE of THIS cat:
"These cock suckers should really be executed." -Fred Phelps, Super Nice Dude Fuckstick, Kansas
"Everything that's wrong with today's 20-somethings."
- Some Asshole Blogger Minneapolis, MN
"...See? This is what I'm talking about. It's shit like this that makes people doubt my existence in the first place. Well, that and the fact that Mario Lopez keeps getting work somehow."
- God, Alleged Creator of the Universe
Hoboken, NJ
"I think it's neat how a group of retards can run their own website. A nice little story."
-Debra Goosingbunz, Social Worker Sandusky, OH
"Seriously, if I catch you people going through my garbage again, I'm getting a fucking restraining order." -Bootsy Collins, Funk Bassist, Cincinnati, OH
"OH MY GOD OHMYGOD IT BURNS HOLY FUCK IT BURNS GET IT OFF GETITOFF OH SHIT IT HURTS SO MUCH OHMYGAAAAARRRGH AAAAHHH!" -Some Guy Who's on Fire, Burning Man Festival, Black Rock Desert, Northern NV
"I thought this blog might be kinda funny at first, but it's nothing but name calling....a veritable thesaurus of insults." -Anna Nimity, Internet Spectre, Cyberspace
"You're a shitty writer and this site sucks dick." -Mr. Meh, Cracked.com reader, and apparent dick-sucking authority
Worldwide Love for the DoF (The DoF on the Interweb)
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I love how T.J. Holmes sounds like the most Wonder-Bread-and-Mayo-sandwich-suckin' cracka in Ofay-Ville when he's reading the news, but the bl'accent dips in JUST ENOUGH when he discusses "Billy Dee Williams to Shaft, to whoever you wanna talk about." You just KNOW he saves the "anchor voice" for the airwaves, but when he's kickin' it wif his CREW, he's keepin' it real, G.
In fact, the shift in tone reminds me just a LITTLE of THIS cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqqu-mXHwWo
I love how he compared the president, one of the most important policy shapers in the world to a terrible actor and a blacksplotation character.
Super objective and necessary commentary by Stereotype Holmes.
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