Thursday, April 30, 2009

The 24-Hour News Cycle Strikes Again

I...

ummm...

I...

ugh.


Fuck it. 

Just roll the tape, please.


That Kyra Phillips sure does get a kick out of talking to black people. 

2 comments:

Merton Sussex said...

I love how T.J. Holmes sounds like the most Wonder-Bread-and-Mayo-sandwich-suckin' cracka in Ofay-Ville when he's reading the news, but the bl'accent dips in JUST ENOUGH when he discusses "Billy Dee Williams to Shaft, to whoever you wanna talk about." You just KNOW he saves the "anchor voice" for the airwaves, but when he's kickin' it wif his CREW, he's keepin' it real, G.

In fact, the shift in tone reminds me just a LITTLE of THIS cat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqqu-mXHwWo

Tajmccall said...

I love how he compared the president, one of the most important policy shapers in the world to a terrible actor and a blacksplotation character.

Super objective and necessary commentary by Stereotype Holmes.