Sick, man, sick. This brought back the english versions they showed to us when we were inpressionable pre-teens. Films about children being crushed by trains (zoom in to rowws of bloodied shoes), drowning in cess pits (watch the hand siiiinking) and eating rat poison. Loved those...
As an HR professional, the only thing I found troubling was the film's title, "Will You Be Here Tomorrow?" I think it did an excellent job of illustrating workplace hazards...but the titling almost seems like an encouragement to quit the workplace because of possible dangers. And that ultimately undercuts the important message. Someone has to be on the job, but on the job safely.
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Holy shit. So whats the moral to the guy that got his head caved in by the runaway CO2 container? Don't eat lunch by yourself in a flammable room?
I think its quite obvious the filmmakers really fell in love with some of these death scenes and just shoehorned them in there.
And if anyone puts a ladder on unsteady crates, then climbs up 30 feet, that has Darwin Awards written all over it.
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It Only Takes a SecondStaplefaher KlausCan you tell which one is fake?
I think it's clear what the culprit is in all these scenarios: Marty Schottenheimer glasses.
Sick, man, sick.
This brought back the english versions they showed to us when we were inpressionable pre-teens. Films about children being crushed by trains (zoom in to rowws of bloodied shoes), drowning in cess pits (watch the hand siiiinking) and eating rat poison. Loved those...
As an HR professional, the only thing I found troubling was the film's title, "Will You Be Here Tomorrow?" I think it did an excellent job of illustrating workplace hazards...but the titling almost seems like an encouragement to quit the workplace because of possible dangers. And that ultimately undercuts the important message. Someone has to be on the job, but on the job safely.
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