The Miserly Toilet Paper DispenserThe miserly toilet paper dispenser allocates butt tissue one 1/2-ply square at a time, as if the company's fiscal well-being depended on meticulous oversight of employee anal hygiene overhead.
Of course, maybe this wouldn't be so bad if workplace toilet paper didn't immediately dissolve upon direct contact with your rectal cavity.
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I hate the miserly TP dispenser. It's like, "No, I'LL tell YOU how much I need, jerk."
Don't forget its antipode: the TP dispenser that rolls too easily and spews out so much extra that some of it touches the disgusting floor and is rendered useless.
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