Monday, April 27, 2009

Are You a Psychopath?

Take the DoF one question quizz and find out!

1. Do you now or have you ever had the "baby shaker" app on your iPhone?


Key:
Yes: You are a psychopath
No: You are not a psychopath

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Posted by blaine_fridley at 12:29 AM
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

what if i don't own the baby shaker app. but find myself thoroughly amused by the concept?

9:28 AM
Askov Finlayson said...

The iPod app?

Nope don't have it.

But whoever came up with it, I'm suing. That's my nickname in my Reluctant Father's Support Group

10:19 AM
blaine_fridley said...

@anonymous:

that depends, i guess. are you thoroughly amused at the concept of a company as ubiquitous as apple approving such a ridiculously sad/pathetic/disturbing product or amused at the concept of shaking a baby? if the former, no. i would say you are not a psychopath. if the latter, yes. yes you are a psychopath as determined by the DoF Dept. of Mental Wellness.

Askov: while i'm disturbed to learn of your nickname, i very much like your bedazzled denim jacket you have with said nickname on the back.

10:43 AM
Tajmccall said...

Its ridiculous but obviously a crude joke.

Shaken Baby is a syndrome? Isn't it more of a crime?

By that rational i have Handsome syndrome.

(Not following? Because i'm so handsome, its criminal.)

12:00 PM
Tajmccall said...

Taking that arguement, i realize now that I should check "YES" under am I a psychopath.

12:01 PM
Wrycon said...

As you stated, the app stands as a good barometer as to whether or not you're a psychopath. Additionally, it stands as a good barometer concerning new acquaintances.

"Hey man, you seem pretty cool. We should hang out."
"I agree. Hey! Check out this new app I got for my phone. (shake, shake, shake) Ha ha! Killed that baby good."
"Yeah, ummm, hmmm. Goodbye."

1:05 PM
Squidsquirts said...

Soon to be released: Amusing Simulated rapes, Hitting old ladies on heads with sticks, and doing the untinkable to the cloaca of a frog with a chopstick..
The sick thing is, the popularity of this app probably would have shot through the roof had it not been pulled.

1:45 PM
John Marshall said...

"Soon to be released: Amusing Simulated rapes, Hitting old ladies on heads with sticks, and doing the untinkable to the cloaca of a frog with a chopstick.."

1.already released in japan
2.grand theft auto
3.beerfest

done.done. and done.

12:37 PM

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