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Reno's locks of wonderment will never be mangled by a scrunchee (spell check?)
However, Natasha can...wait is she legal?
If so, shes hot.
If not, she's pretty.
I'm prety sure most of the U.S. Women's gymnastics team is legal. Especially in the south.
China's? They're not even legal to COMPETE, much less to play hide-the-eggroll with. According to local press reports on some of those girls leading up to the games, some of them are 12 or 13 years old...and the minimum age of qualification is 16. Yet, magically, like a newborn over the summer hiatus of an '80's sitcom, they aged a few years overnight in order to be "eligible." Yeah, China's exactly that medal-hungry.
It's hilariously sad that China thought simply forging their passports would help the world ignore the fact that they're INFANTS. I mean, sure. Gymnasts always look younger than they are, as do Asian women. But even a double-whammy like that can't camouflage the fact that a few of them still very obviously have their baby teeth.
Bunch'a fucking cheating cheaters who cheat.
lol!!
"However, Natasha can...wait is she legal?"
she's 19 years of age as the announcer creepily mentioned several times last night.
so, yeah, she's hot.
Excellent. Because she served a purpose already, if you taste what i'm making.
@tajmccall:
if i'm right about what was made while watching the women's all-around final - which i know i most certainly am - i will respectfully but enthusiastically decline tasting said product.
I think Americans have been on the 12,000 calorie a day diet looooong before the Phelps fad. :)
Don't you mean "Phelps Phad"?
Whoo! Still got it! Ha-ha-ha!
Please kill me.
@merton
done and done.
i don't mean that. you have so much to live for, mert. like...that one thing. aaaand...that other stuff. i gotta go.
BLARGH I R DED LOL
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