Monday, August 18, 2008

Your Headlines for August 18, 2008

From the DoF Newswire

"This must never happen again, therefore we must never forget"
Michael Bolton museum opens with aim towards preventing further musical atrocities













Unfortunate birthmark shaped like Bin Laden sodomizing the Statue of Liberty may cost McCain election









Senate Subcommittee set to investigate when, exactly, Eddie Murphy stopped being funny
From Raw to Norbit: "What the fuck happened," asks subcommittee chair Sen. Arlen Specter


1 comment:

Ty said...

Regarding the Michael Bolton museum, they should have a special Puffy/Ma$e wing, so that hip hop crimes against humanity can never be forgotten.