From the DoF Newswire:
24 year-old phenom has training pool drained, filled with Cristal, ho'z
Local paperboy found dead on Easy Street
Rare, super-isolated tornado to blame
(Above) Paperboy, just moments before being run down by the tornado. Officials investigating the case are convinced that if the tornado didn't get him, the little kid on the Big Wheel "sure as shit would've taken him out anyway."
(Below) Paperboy during happier times.
Office microwave has magical ability to make anybody's lunch smell like crap
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michael phelps will be getting so much ass he'll probably set another world record in that category as well
aaaaaand it's Parker with a flawlessly executed zinger!
That's the cleanest office microwave I've ever seen. I won't go near ours with a ten foot poll.
Hey, I think that's the microwave in *my* office!
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