Apparently, it's not only TRUE, but 90% of the readers of TheConsumerist.com have voted in an online poll that they approve of the punching.
Personally, I think we'd ALL feel a lot better if we could take a free swing at a Wall Street executive. I mean, I only get so much satisfaction out of pissing on Ken Lay's headstone these days. He can't FEEL it, y'know? Not to mention that some of these assholes make Guys like Lay, Jeff Skilling, and Bernie Ebbers look like petty shoplifters by comparison.
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Apparently, it's not only TRUE, but 90% of the readers of TheConsumerist.com have voted in an online poll that they approve of the punching.
Personally, I think we'd ALL feel a lot better if we could take a free swing at a Wall Street executive. I mean, I only get so much satisfaction out of pissing on Ken Lay's headstone these days. He can't FEEL it, y'know? Not to mention that some of these assholes make Guys like Lay, Jeff Skilling, and Bernie Ebbers look like petty shoplifters by comparison.
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