Monday, October 27, 2008

Your Headlines for October 27, 2008

From the DoF Newswire:

Sports
New York Knicks Diagnosed with Team Cancer
2008-09 season outlook bleak, analysts give team 2-6 weeks


Phillies Take 3-1 Series Lead, Now Just 3 Games Away from Historic World Series Meltdown 


Election '08
McCain Scoffs at Polls Suggesting Obama Victory
Complains they don't account for his planned ballot tampering, systematic voter fraud
 

Society
Snoop Dogg Releases Study on Male/Female Relations
Report concludes "bitches be crazy these days"

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