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StinkFingerCorp® Inks Exclusive Deal with Every Major Corporation and Educational Institution in AmericaToilet paper giant will supply all restrooms with its cost-effective 1/2-ply, 600-grit toilet tissue
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President Bush Sees Opener of Oliver Stone's "W.", Repeatedly Asks Laura What the Main Character Does for a Living
President Bush Sees Opener of Oliver Stone's "W.", Repeatedly Asks Laura What the Main Character Does for a Living
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Proposed Bill Would Give Trick or Treaters Legal Right to Partake in Petty Vandalism, Administer Pillow Case Beatings to Citizens Handing Out Boxes of Raisins for Halloween
"Nature's candy my ass," says House Speaker Pelosi
Proposed Bill Would Give Trick or Treaters Legal Right to Partake in Petty Vandalism, Administer Pillow Case Beatings to Citizens Handing Out Boxes of Raisins for Halloween
"Nature's candy my ass," says House Speaker Pelosi
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I kinda like raisins. Though, admittedly, they are better when they're covered in chocolate.
But the dude giving out toothbrushes? FUCK that guy. I don't care if he's a dentist. Hand out jawbreakers, and a copy of your business card. That's both smart marketing AND a way to not get your shit egged into oblivion.
I was sorry that the "Death penalty for people who hand out bags of pennies or Chick Tracts" measure got killed in committee. I guess there are still SOME issues I split with the Democrats on. Bleeding hearts ACLU members or not, some people just need killin'.
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