Michael Jackson comes home to Neverland Ranch to find Bubbles the Chimp drunk on red wine and fornicating with a throw pillow, leaving Jackson devastated. Early the following morning, Jackson's lawyer (which was actually just a hand puppet Jackson named Mr. Doopsy) served Bubbles with divorce papers, stating irreconcilable differences even though no court of law recognized the union between man and chimp anyway. Bubbles reacted by promptly eating the papers and assaulting Jackson with the resulting fecal matter.Not too long afterward, Bubbles would be in the news once again, this time for allegedly breaking up the marriage of Madonna and Sean Penn, making it the third time Madonna had been dumped for a chimp.
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