Quaker Steak & Lube is really a great place. Used to take long road trips back in the late 80's/early 90's while in college to eat there. If you ever get a chance to go to one, go!
This is too much...rife with symbolism...all the bases covered. Christianity (flying to heaven chicken wings with wings no less) Nasscar(mindless consumption of precious resources for entertainment,can you say 'Iraq'?).Video game sensibility with an inherent going nowhere fast message,reinforcement of bad eating habits nee junk food,
all couched in an entertaining little ditty for the unaware. Perfect!
"These cock suckers should really be executed." -Fred Phelps, Super Nice Dude Fuckstick, Kansas
"Everything that's wrong with today's 20-somethings."
- Some Asshole Blogger Minneapolis, MN
"...See? This is what I'm talking about. It's shit like this that makes people doubt my existence in the first place. Well, that and the fact that Mario Lopez keeps getting work somehow."
- God, Alleged Creator of the Universe
Hoboken, NJ
"I think it's neat how a group of retards can run their own website. A nice little story."
-Debra Goosingbunz, Social Worker Sandusky, OH
"Seriously, if I catch you people going through my garbage again, I'm getting a fucking restraining order." -Bootsy Collins, Funk Bassist, Cincinnati, OH
"OH MY GOD OHMYGOD IT BURNS HOLY FUCK IT BURNS GET IT OFF GETITOFF OH SHIT IT HURTS SO MUCH OHMYGAAAAARRRGH AAAAHHH!" -Some Guy Who's on Fire, Burning Man Festival, Black Rock Desert, Northern NV
"I thought this blog might be kinda funny at first, but it's nothing but name calling....a veritable thesaurus of insults." -Anna Nimity, Internet Spectre, Cyberspace
"You're a shitty writer and this site sucks dick." -Mr. Meh, Cracked.com reader, and apparent dick-sucking authority
Worldwide Love for the DoF (The DoF on the Interweb)
3 comments:
Quaker Steak & Lube is really a great place. Used to take long road trips back in the late 80's/early 90's while in college to eat there. If you ever get a chance to go to one, go!
This is too much...rife with symbolism...all the bases covered.
Christianity (flying to heaven chicken wings with wings no less) Nasscar(mindless consumption of precious resources for entertainment,can you say 'Iraq'?).Video game sensibility with an inherent going nowhere fast message,reinforcement of bad eating habits nee junk food,
all couched in an entertaining little ditty for the unaware. Perfect!
Congratulations! You've finally done it! You have the BEST WINGS in the U.S.A.!
Post a Comment