Florida – 29 year old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home early Wednesday morning after a night out. Guabello wanted to get down; his girlfriend used the old “I’m tired” routine and rebuffed his advances. Apparently, this agitated Guebello so much so that he decided to shoot himself in the arm, twice. But, he didn’t stop there. Oh, no, why stop now?
Guabello then decided to take him and his shot up arm into the spare bedroom, where his girlfriend sought refuge and threatened her (if begging and pleading don’t work out, try shooting yourself then threaten the girl! 60% of the time, it works all the time). Somewhere along the way the girlfriend found the brains to call the cops, but not before Guabello moved his drunk ass into the kitchen where he knocked himself unconscious by hitting his head on the oven.
I applaud your effort, Mr. Guabello. However, next time your girl denies you, just whack it and call it a night. It’ll save you those criminal charges of threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling, along with the $100,000 bail.
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it's amazing how 99% of the time after reading a story like that, you look at the mugshot and say "yup. that's about right."
Something makes me think that this girl is still going to be with him after all of this...
is it just me..or does anyone else sense
a sort of vacancy in this corporeal form masquerading as the living.
Just remember…he could be out in time to vote come November.
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